Even when it’s a joke. Because things did not go according to plan.
See, my team decided to buy barbecue yesterday. But it wasn’t going to be arriving until 12:30, which is a good lunch time for people with typical schedules but not so good for someone working a 5 am to 1:30 pm shift. But, I figured, I could eat the comparatively low-calorie lunch I’d made myself around 9:30, then have just a little barbecue, and I’d be fine.
You can see where this is going, can’t you?
Yeah. So I, uh, embarrassed myself with barbecue. Because it was good barbecue, and I do like some good barbecue. And then some more good barbecue. I still got my exercises in, mind, but the calorie goal? Yeah. Not so much.